ʻO kaʻu mea ʻaʻole i loaʻa, ʻo wai ke kāne e hiamoe ana ma luna o ka noho ma ka ʻaoʻao o kona papa ʻana i kāna kaikamahine? ʻO kona kaikunāne? Kāne paha? ʻAʻole ʻo ia i hāpai i kahi manamana lima i ka wā holoʻokoʻa. A i ʻole ʻo ia wale nō ka uʻi ʻana a me ka haʻalulu mālie?
ʻO wau hoʻi, ʻo ka wahine wiwi a me ka mua, ua ʻōpala ʻia a hiki i ka hiki ʻole! ʻO nā ū uʻi lush ʻoiaʻiʻo a maʻalahi loa, a hana maikaʻi kona waha. No laila, hāʻawi wau iā ia i loko o ka waha a hoʻopaʻa i ka hoki. No ke aha anal? Ke manaʻo nei au ʻoiai e paʻa pono ana kaʻu penis, i mua o kona alo, ʻaʻole ʻo ia e piholo me ka hakakā ʻole!
ʻO ka hoki maikaʻi.